Today, while working at a certain California theme park in full costume, I was approached by a kid in line, who looked at me and exclaimed, "Hey look, its Indiana Jones!" which felt pretty amazing. His sister, who was maybe seven years old, glanced over at me and said, "No, he's way too fat." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML
Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
Today, while at a hotel for vacation with my brother and his wife, I was watching their two month-old daughter in the waterpark when a woman came up to me and said, "Aww, your kid is so adorable! Don't worry, you'll get your figure back in no time." I'm a fourteen year-old girl. FML
Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML
Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar. After joking around for a few minutes she said, "Hey, I love your jacket, where'd you get that?" I then told her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket. This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere." FML
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
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rukusrazor 0
#2? How was Raiders of the Lost Ark a fail? You mean Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? That one George Lucas nuked the ******* fridge on.
thunderbrave 0
WERE you Indiana Jones? maybe you should invest in a Wii Fit or something. gotta keep that name as respected as possible... especially after that Raiders of the Lost Ark fail, he needs all the help he can get
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Comments (61)
melissa_10 7
omg..u work at Disneyland!!! how ******* awesome!!! i LOVE disneyland!!!its like the best place ever!!
alexandriamarie 0
dude can I have your autograph?
robinhoood 0
I love disneyland :) But don't sweat it dude, kids are harsh at best.
allsensesfailed 0
Aw. You poor little Westsider. Some kids are just plain rude, but seriously, that's not a FML. I bet you can think of many other situations that are FML worthy. Come on. It's Disney. Ya know what I'm talking about.
mahaya_fml 0
YDI for these reasons 1. Your fat 2. U work at Disney land 3. GET A LIFE!!!!!
thesnazzyone 0
There are lots of obnoxious fatties at that particular theme park. I know from experience. A humongous woman barreled past me, knocking me over and spraining my ankle in the process. FML. People should really lighten up. On vacation you shouldn't be uptight.
Danielcremeans 0
It's ok to be fat. But you needed to call her fat and say. How do you like me now bizs nitch!
at0micmin3r 23
Dude? Someone called you Indianna jones! Out of all the CMs that work the ride, he called YOU Indianna jones! You probably brightened your whole day! So you need to lose a few (maybe) LBs. You can do it. =D
HteaXtrainC 0
Well if it makes you feel any better, I'll visit you. I'll follow you around and keep on saying "Mr. Jones! Mr. Jones!"
matiu_fml 0
I believe it's Dr Jones
ayoooangela 0
you work at disneyland. haha, cool.