Today, while working as a cashier at a fast food restaurant, a customer asked me how many chicken nuggets were in our 6 count chicken nuggets. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML
Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML
Today, at work, I had to shovel down 5 burgers, 3 (4 piece) nuggets, 8 regular fries, and 8 orange juices from McDonald's. When my officemates asked about my "food trip", I told them I was just really hungry. I couldn't tell them I only did this to complete the toy set. FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, at work as a manager at pizza place, I got yelled by a customer because they got one fewer paper plates than they asked for. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
If you say "five" you might get a bonus nugget for yourself!
Stuby14 19
The customer may always be right, but they are usually also pretty dumb.
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Comments (69)
somelildude 14
I feel ya OP, I have people ask me how many fingers are in a 3 finger combo. Smh.
LyricaSilvan 30
I've noticed people in food service get a lot of questions like that. It's either that or "what are your chicken nuggets made of"
mwork821 1
Oh the stupidity of some people.
guttedbrit 26
This reminds me of people asking how much items are when in the 'pound shop'. I swear they do it for laughs sometimes but I'm sure it's very frustrating from your side!
nickpfromthed 3
this isn't an fml
KreAtor_O 7
Oh my lord, this is the same for me at Taco Bell. People asking how many cinnabons come in a 4 pack...
iampuppy 16
I bet you work at Wendy's (I work there too) and people come thru and order something from either Arby's, Chick-fil-A, or McDonald's
mezochan 29
when I worked at McDonald's, people came in daily and asked for a whopper. After months of asking if they meant a Big Mac, I would just put their order in as a Big Mac. No one ever complained at least. People just get confused sometimes. I'm not sure how, but they do.
FutureMartian 4
I have that to. ( I work at McDonald's currently) the worst part is that some people are dead serious and are confused when I say we don't sell them.
Sora_McKain 36
I did that once to the poor McDonald's employee. I felt so bad for being stupid that the next day I went Burger King and ordered a Big Mac. The only problem with that is, the poor guy was so confused because he couldn't find the Big Mac on his key board.
sparkledoge 29
When worked at a fast food restaurant, i was once asked if the bacon in a burger was vegan. The customers in these places are just special.
mylonius 19
One time a customer asked me how large a 44 oz. cup was.
Estelle101_fml 13
The customer was probably spaced out, it happens to me all the time until I realize...