Today, while working as a cashier at a fast food restaurant, a customer asked me how many chicken nuggets were in our 6 count chicken nuggets. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML
Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML
Today, at work, I had to shovel down 5 burgers, 3 (4 piece) nuggets, 8 regular fries, and 8 orange juices from McDonald's. When my officemates asked about my "food trip", I told them I was just really hungry. I couldn't tell them I only did this to complete the toy set. FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, at work as a manager at pizza place, I got yelled by a customer because they got one fewer paper plates than they asked for. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
If you say "five" you might get a bonus nugget for yourself!
Stuby14 19
The customer may always be right, but they are usually also pretty dumb.
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Comments (69)
everton99 16
I would tell them there are a half dozen.
ambitiousnerd 16
When I worked at a cafe I had someone ask me if our iced tea was cold.
nanner6206 24
I think that question is valid. Some places have hot brewed tea and add ice to the cup, rather than chill the tea before b serving over ice. If I didn't want watered down tea (from all the quickly melted ice) I might ask too, so I could choose a different drink.
madscientist_17 15
Say six then say just kidding there are five. Haha
Dictionaryspeaks 18
It's all the fluoride and aluminum in the air! And eating the chicken nuggets. Those actually come out of a big tube! Looks like toothpaste... Look it up...
lifes_rough23 8
gosh I'm done with this generation. -__-
samlovesham1234 9
Geez Louise, that's like asking what's the number for 911!
STFU01 14
somewhere between 5 and 7
k122366 13
murica!!
pbenecew 9
Should have responded "Here's your sign."
UserDoesExist 13
Common sense, some people just don't have it.