Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML
Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I know him but I'd forgotten his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it, so, thinking I was clever, I said, "How do you spell your name again?" His name is Rob. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
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PenguinBitch 44
"And I stalk you Facebook ;)"
sirradel 14
Aren't you clever?
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Comments (64)
EmsyyyRose13 24
Maybe he found it cute that you got flustered. Even if he didn't, you most likely won't see him again, and if you do, he might not even remember your faux paux. (Feel free to correct my spelling; I don't know how to spell that saying.)
Sputnikspak 13
Faux pas* :P
Trish01 23
*fox paws ;)
EmsyyyRose13 24
Thanks, 35! :)
poncho55 40
Don't worry, I had an incredibly stupid moment on PS Network. It was probably 3 in the morning when someone sent me a friend request saying "hey poncho" and I was thinking "how do they know my nickname??!" before remembering that my PS Network username had "poncho" in it.
spearmintllama 6
It happens, Op. I wouldn't worry too much about it. =)
LegolasPrincess 10
It happens, all cashiers forget about their name tags at least once.
kaitio331 17
I have do that before too lol cashier problems
love_me_electric 20
I work for Safeway, and if they're a club member their name prints out on the receipt. So if they do this to me, I can do it right back and freak them out :)
shitsville 13
I'm actually really flattered when I'm working, and a customer calls me by my name, because it means they actually cared enough to look at my name tag, or stalk me! Whichever method they chose, I don't care!
Remsbb6 8
That happens to me but I remember that I have a name tag on :)
AnnaMariaMc 8
I always forget about my name tag at work and it freaks me out too
jrock9093 18
If I only had a brain