Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML
Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I know him but I'd forgotten his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it, so, thinking I was clever, I said, "How do you spell your name again?" His name is Rob. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
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PenguinBitch 44
"And I stalk you Facebook ;)"
sirradel 14
Aren't you clever?
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Comments (64)
ilovefoooood 4
Woahman. Same name.
Eleanor6141 11
And that's how the porno started..
llnursingll 10
I do that all the time, 90% of people are always genuinely shocked.
Mookiisfabulous 15
That's my name... How do you know it?? Just kidding.. I have done that a couple of times at work while I was pregnant. Fun times....
ralmilk 16
that always threw me off at work too, don't worry haha.
xNephilim 19
Eh, shit happens. It really starts getting kinda freaky when customers start recognizing you outside of work. This lady kept staring and smiling at me at the library the other day. Took me a minute to realize she was one of my more regular customers.
Brandon_NW 9
You were probably looking cute as well at that moment.
HeartOfLead 24
The real question is why he was outside our house yesterday...
thefmlman2011 37
That hapoened to me on Saturday
katty18724 25
I do the same thing all the time!