Today, while working as a carhop at Sonic, my roller skates ran over some gravel and I fell, causing me to drop a tray of food. I found out later that one of the customers had deliberately done that to see if I would trip. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got kicked out of McDonalds for "skating" on the floor. The skating was actually me slipping on the wet floor and smacking my head into a table then getting bitched at for leaving blood on the floor. FML
Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
Today, I was called stupid by a customer, after I supposedly got his order wrong. He then threw his ice cream cone on the floor, tracked it around the store, and left. While I was cleaning it up, he came back and tripped me right into the mop water, spilling it everywhere. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, I was at the self-checkout scanning groceries quickly. I swiped an item so aggressively that it flew out of my hand, hit another customer’s basket, and knocked over a display of onions. I pretended it wasn’t me, but the onions gave me away by rolling directly to my feet. FML
Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML
Today, we were closing the restaurant early. I begin mopping as a couple walks in. The lady slips and falls, and to avoid a lawsuit, we offer them free food. After they left, I slipped on the freshly mopped kitchen floor with dishes in my hands. I didn't get free food. FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
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Top comments
TheCountess 4
I hope you weren't seriously injured...that's a pretty lame thing of the customer to do.
buttersthelorry 0
Next time put some pubic hairs on his burger and call them sprouts. Don't f*ck with the people who handle your food because they can f*ck you back so much harder.
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Comments (79)
mercedeslove 0
I always fear that will happen to the carhop when I go to Sonic. Sorry that happened. Hope you are ok.
besosforme 26
That sucks OP. Funny, for all the Sonics I've ever been to, the carhops just walk the food out to the car (one in each KS, MO, and CA).. Probably for this reason, I'd assume. People who wait on others- especially in foodservice- really get mistreated. =[
bdonskater 0
death pebbles - skateboarding term
hateevryone 15
that is why i couldn't work at sonic
kasumirock 13
Why are you surprised? You live in Jersey, I bet it was an orange skinned chick with a jacked up face and big, fake boobs.
Link5794 18
krapcissaruj 13
To be honest, the same thing happened to me when i worked there. So. Many. Pricks.
Epickitty58 29
Sorry that you had to wait on some douchebags. My advice: when you get them their order again, ask for extra nose hair and toenail clippings on the side. Nothing says "enjoy your meal" like spitting in their diet coke.
lifeisstrange84 8
immaturity at it finest, yet that prick is the first to Bitch even their food takes a moment longer than expected.