Today, while working as a carhop at Sonic, my roller skates ran over some gravel and I fell, causing me to drop a tray of food. I found out later that one of the customers had deliberately done that to see if I would trip. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got kicked out of McDonalds for "skating" on the floor. The skating was actually me slipping on the wet floor and smacking my head into a table then getting bitched at for leaving blood on the floor. FML
Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
Today, I was called stupid by a customer, after I supposedly got his order wrong. He then threw his ice cream cone on the floor, tracked it around the store, and left. While I was cleaning it up, he came back and tripped me right into the mop water, spilling it everywhere. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, I was at the self-checkout scanning groceries quickly. I swiped an item so aggressively that it flew out of my hand, hit another customer’s basket, and knocked over a display of onions. I pretended it wasn’t me, but the onions gave me away by rolling directly to my feet. FML
Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML
Today, we were closing the restaurant early. I begin mopping as a couple walks in. The lady slips and falls, and to avoid a lawsuit, we offer them free food. After they left, I slipped on the freshly mopped kitchen floor with dishes in my hands. I didn't get free food. FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
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Top comments
TheCountess 4
I hope you weren't seriously injured...that's a pretty lame thing of the customer to do.
buttersthelorry 0
Next time put some pubic hairs on his burger and call them sprouts. Don't f*ck with the people who handle your food because they can f*ck you back so much harder.
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Comments (79)
everlife_333 3
that sux :(
banananut 0
This is so common, I shot my waiter in the head one time to see if he'd bleed.
Illyssa_fml 4
Hahaha fyl. Sonic good
purplesanta 0
I was a carhop at a sonic for years. The only thing that ever got me was those dang mints!!!
pepsichicster 0
Yes, we all have the luxury of waiting around for a nice job, because we all still let our daddies make our car payments. Some people grow up and have something called RENT, you brat. And I mean when you're 18, not 30.
ostate100 0
Jesus Christ stop whining, you are pathetic!
HesJustTheBest 0
FYL for being from New Jersey.
lolbbqomgcat 0
Sue for workers comp. At least you can get a paycheck out of your misfortune! :)
R34luver 5
ROFLMAOQWERTY HAHA u shuda hinted to them tht u did something to the food and said "dont mess w/ the guy handling yur food" :P i wish there were Sonics in SoCal
Zhu8 5
Sue for pain and suffering?
wriptidez 0
let god pay em back