Today, while watching home videos with my family, I saw a clip of me as an infant attempting to breast feed from my father while he laughed uncontrollably. Now, my son keeps sneaking his baby brother's head under my shirt while I'm asleep. The last time he actually began to suckle. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML
Today, it was my brother's wedding so my mother-in-law was taking care of my 8-month-old son. When I came back to our room to check how things were going, I saw her "breastfeeding" my child. She said it was the only way to calm him down because he didn't have a pacifier. FML
Today, I woke up to what I thought was my 9 month old son breastfeeding. It was my boyfriend. According to him, he wanted to experience what his mother never gave him as a kid. FML
Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML
Today, I leaned down to pick up my infant son from his highchair. He reached up and grabbed the first thing available to him: my nipple. I got purple-nurpled by my baby. FML
Today, breastfeeding my infant has become so automatic that when my dog nuzzled up against me while I was sleeping, I lifted up my shirt and unhooked my nursing bra. FML
Today, while breast feeding my 7 month-old before his nap, I hummed his favorite song as I rocked. He pulled away, stared at me, and cried til I shut up. FML
Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
bethrh 49
... How old is your son?
nesssy 16
Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree I guess.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (24)
error27 7
Completely normal if you are part of the Aka tribe in the Congo.
sayhey22 19
Well, that IS why makes have nipples too...
earljonez 22
This reminds me of the episode of Family Guy where Peter tries to breastfeed Stewie
piker117 11
Eh thats no big deal, my youngest tried that alot when he was breast feeding
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
In the Circle The Circle of Life
megs925 16
Guess you've started a new family tradition :)
janderson416 16
Ummm that doesn't sound very healthy....
janderson416 16
At least it's just yours, imagine if he began to slip his younger sibling under everyone's shirt. The stories you'd be able to tell.
telli164 30
This reminds me of the family guy episode, when Peter tries to breast feed Stewie.
ChimeraThorne 19
My youngest tried to do that to my partner when she was around 4 months. He was cuddling her and she wanted feeding. It was soon after getting her first 2 teeth and she wasn't used to it, and bit him. He never took the piss out of me for yelping when she bit me again.