Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, my dad lectured me because my mom cried herself to sleep last night. Why? Because I didn't want to watch a movie with her. I had to go to sleep to be up for work at 6 a.m., and was too tired to watch a movie in the first place. I live with drama queens. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Due to the routine of my girlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother/son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go". FML
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to put a camera in my room so I could be watched at all times, to make sure I'm behaving. I'm 14. FML
Today, my mom came in my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Out of pure instinct, from hours of doing this to my girlfriend in this exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother-son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go" before I let her leave. FML
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talking_toilet 19
How old are you exactly?
Welshite 40
Oh the joys of being four years old.
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Comments (74)
angelofsaturn 23
Jesus my 4 yr old goes to bed at 10. She watches whatever the adults watch(shit she watched SOA with my fiancé's folks) so your mom needs to ease the **** up.
Idahome 6
time to move the **** out!
Hop6e 22
Don't feel too bad, you're not the only one. My Dads the same way, so I feel your pain. It'll hopefully subside some over time, sorry hun. Just keep in mind no matter what, she does it because she loves you and you're her baby. Feel the love?
pixierara 28
I have this weird feeling you're about 9 or 10 in which case I would tell you to shut the **** up but if not fyl op
HorrorJr 26
Are you 5?
nightfall8705 33
Time to move on out, OP. That smothering bullshit is a means of control. Your Mom's freaked about you growing up. She needs a counselor. You need your own apartment, far, far away.
limegreenpoopie 31
Dang cut the umbilical cord already!
star97 14
I know the feeling. I'm 18 and I still have io put my phone in my parents room. Although I don't actually follow that rule any longer. Haha
mykeenblade 7
same XD I live with my grandpa and he just forgets to check...
Kramer1998 20
I haven't had a bedtime since i was 7
joededdy 3
if s/he even makes it to college!