Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
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0goodtimes0 13
So much for Canadians being super nice
RobinGoodfellow 47
Sneezes: doing their best to ruin lives.
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Comments (61)
appletreee 30
Hopefully you're better now, OP!
PossiblyInDanger 24
Most people would have laughed, and then maybe helped you. That's humans for you.
Brandi_Faith 34
Depending on how funny it looked I may have instinctively laughed but I would've at least tried to stop and immediately ran over to help him. I've watched some of those "fail" YouTube videos and I always feel so terrible for laughing because I know the person was probably hurt bad, but there is something so funny about a person falling. I imagine if I witnessed it first hand though I would've been too upset for them than to laugh though...I hope. :)
smeboo 12
It's sad that some people don't have the decency to actually offer some help... Hope your shoulder gets better! Those can be a pain in the ass to fix...
Britt125 16
I know the feeling. It sucks, people are just so awful sometimes. I just don't get how people can just like not make sure somebody is okay when they've fallen and just laugh instead. I hope your shoulder is better soon.
QueenOfSuppness 25
Some people are real jerks
HeWillBeLoved105 22
They probably didn't realize the severity of it OP. I know it's still rude to laugh, but we've been laughing at people getting hurt since we were babies. Feel better OP.
xpsychocatladyx 15
sucks OP... and Canadians are supposed to be the nice people... faith in human kind decreased...
WantaDanish 4
Honestly, I'd laugh too. Help you, but laugh.
missbrit818 20
I can relate. I sneeze all the time and I'm also a klutz. Sorry op!!
PhoenixMartinez 30
FYL, but I have to admit, I'd laugh too. Sorry