Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML
Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML
Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I had a coughing fit. The next thing I know I'm being pushed about by a group of guys who were smoking, because they thought I was coughing deliberately to send them a message about smoking being bad. FML
Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML
Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML
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Top comments
hombrepollo 0
While heart disease does kill more people than lung cancer, that guy was a prick.
shellz102 12
That was a little harsh...
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Comments (309)
sorie_fml 1
That should teach you to mind yours. He may sound rude but don't call the kettle black when the both of you are in need of medical discipline.
anarchist884 9
Well, that'll teach you fatass.
skylar1991 5
fat pople are disgusting u sould think a little before u go out of appartment when i see a fat person i always want to puke u are disgusting u sould die!!!!
ItsABrynnThing 2
Damn.. But you got owned lol
GoldenGrizzly 7
Well the guy has a point. If you had maybe just asked him to stop smokingg or to move away from the shelter he might have done it, but citing city ordenance makes you seem like a goody two shoes prick.
babyshaft408 8
OWell shut ur mouth. And things won't be ds
anarchist884 9
Good advice, you fatass hypocrite,
Th3KiNdR3Dr1p 2
"If anyone here has a problem with my smoking I suggest you take a look around at the world in which we live....... and shut your f****** mouth. " - Bill Hicks
psc159 2
Yes. Smoking should be illegal as it affetcs the healt of nonsmokers. Its also very bad for their health, go ahead thumb be down smokers. That just proves you're addicted.
bunniex1 11
Your pretty.