Today, while trying to get my attention, my dog got her nail stuck in a usb port in my laptop. She freaked out and ran off, dragging it off my lap and through the house before if came off. Her nail was only slightly chipped- my laptop now has a cracked screen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on my phone while it was charging. My hands fumbled a bit, and my phone slipped out of my fingers. Thinking quickly, I grabbed it by the charging cable to save it. The cable unplugged, and my phone now has a pretty crack on the screen from hitting the tile floor. FML
Today, while I was reading on my tablet, my dog wanted to be let outside, so I set down the tablet and let her outside. I returned to the living room to continue reading when I heard a crunch. The tablet had fallen to the floor and I'd stepped on it. FML
Today, I was transferring video from my camera to my laptop so I could start editing my film project. My wife’s badly behaved dog decided to barrel through my office, knocking everything over. Screen shattered, camera broken, video files corrupted due to the cable coming out mid-transfer. FML
Today, after getting my phone fixed last week because my daughter dropped it and it landed on a corner, I dropped it again at the dog park and several big dogs fighting with my dog stepped on it. One of them cracked the screen again. FML
Today, I accidentally rammed my finger into my desk, and it felt like I'd broken it. Yelping in pain, I fell over onto my bed, missed it, and landed on the floor. My dog saw this as a good opportunity to climb on top of me and start humping. FML
Today, I woke up to find out that my practically feral cat had chewed through my laptop charger cable. I guess I won't be getting much work done today. FML
Today, I fell down concrete stairs trying to plug my computer into an outlet. I now have a twisted ankle, scrape on my elbow and a huge scratch across my laptop. The best part? The outlet wasn't even working. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I went to put my laptop on a desk when I got a text message. I was startled by the ringtone and dropped my laptop on the ground. It now has dent marks on the bottom. The text message was from an annoying friend, simply saying, "I'm eating a hot dog." FML
Today, I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I forget to unplug the cord and shocked myself, I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML
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jd_superjive 0
people can be so rude on this site, its not the dogs fault that she got her nail caught in something and was scared, and if you ever have been around a scared animal you would know how hard it is to calm them down before they make the situation worse (kinda like PEOPLE for instance)
nightswimmer 0
teehee, silly doggs. always running around and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage
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Comments (104)
RequiemCube 0
USB = Universally Snags Bowwows YDI for not knowing that before your computer purchase. :3
xkaitlinwhitex 0
sue your dog.
StraightUp 1
Wha... WHAT?! How is this even possible? A dog ran with a laptop attached to its nail? Whaaaaaat? You a damn lie!
Bumlove89 0
Well look at the bright side, at least your dogs not hurt. Otherwise you would be paying for a new laptop as well as a trip to the vet.
purplestuff_fml 0
THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE your dog went round the house with A LAPTOP ATTACHED TO ITS TOE.
Mr_Tuff_Guy 0
... How're you posting this FML if you have no laptop?
Nak14 0
YDI for being pissed at ur dog, come on who shuldve paid more attention to their dog, and y blame it on the dog and who the **** cares bout your ******* labtop, wat bout ur dog ughhh people like u annoy me hes living you cnt replace him, ur labtop cn be replaced so think twice before u call this an fml cuz of ur damn laptop
inspireme48 0
haha this always happens with a laptop :D
poopymonsters 0
does anyone know where i can get a new laptop keyboard cuz i accidentally got diarrhea on it and it dried and wont come off ;)
glitter_kiss 0
roflcopters
likeOMGwow 0
office max. but just don't poop on the new one or else you'll have to go through the whole thing again
catatonicsleep 17
I hope you're dog isn't hurt, my dog once got his claw caught (i can't remember what in), it got pulled out slightly and now it grows sideways from healing strangely. The vet has to trim it which the poor dog hates because it doesn't get worn down by walking like the others do.