Today, while trying to get my attention, my dog got her nail stuck in a usb port in my laptop. She freaked out and ran off, dragging it off my lap and through the house before if came off. Her nail was only slightly chipped- my laptop now has a cracked screen. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my phone while it was charging. My hands fumbled a bit, and my phone slipped out of my fingers. Thinking quickly, I grabbed it by the charging cable to save it. The cable unplugged, and my phone now has a pretty crack on the screen from hitting the tile floor. FML
Today, while I was reading on my tablet, my dog wanted to be let outside, so I set down the tablet and let her outside. I returned to the living room to continue reading when I heard a crunch. The tablet had fallen to the floor and I'd stepped on it. FML
Today, I was transferring video from my camera to my laptop so I could start editing my film project. My wife’s badly behaved dog decided to barrel through my office, knocking everything over. Screen shattered, camera broken, video files corrupted due to the cable coming out mid-transfer. FML
Today, after getting my phone fixed last week because my daughter dropped it and it landed on a corner, I dropped it again at the dog park and several big dogs fighting with my dog stepped on it. One of them cracked the screen again. FML
Today, I accidentally rammed my finger into my desk, and it felt like I'd broken it. Yelping in pain, I fell over onto my bed, missed it, and landed on the floor. My dog saw this as a good opportunity to climb on top of me and start humping. FML
Today, I woke up to find out that my practically feral cat had chewed through my laptop charger cable. I guess I won't be getting much work done today. FML
Today, I fell down concrete stairs trying to plug my computer into an outlet. I now have a twisted ankle, scrape on my elbow and a huge scratch across my laptop. The best part? The outlet wasn't even working. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I went to put my laptop on a desk when I got a text message. I was startled by the ringtone and dropped my laptop on the ground. It now has dent marks on the bottom. The text message was from an annoying friend, simply saying, "I'm eating a hot dog." FML
Today, I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I forget to unplug the cord and shocked myself, I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML
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jd_superjive 0
people can be so rude on this site, its not the dogs fault that she got her nail caught in something and was scared, and if you ever have been around a scared animal you would know how hard it is to calm them down before they make the situation worse (kinda like PEOPLE for instance)
nightswimmer 0
teehee, silly doggs. always running around and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage
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Comments (104)
gangsterbert 0
YDI for having an evil dog!
jd_superjive 0
Wow thats lame dude, hopefully itll work out for you man, just dont kill your dog :P
jd_superjive 0
people can be so rude on this site, its not the dogs fault that she got her nail caught in something and was scared, and if you ever have been around a scared animal you would know how hard it is to calm them down before they make the situation worse (kinda like PEOPLE for instance)
iandevaan 0
macs kick ass lol u can press ctrl-alt-command-8 and the screen goes all inverted its trippy lol
piddly_03 0
how does this even happen? usb ports on laptops are on the side... how would she get her nail caught in it? and how would it be stuck in there well enough to drag it around the house?
Kitiara521 24
Exactly what I was thinking, but then someone mentioned something about the dog not being trained to jump on people, and I started thinking about how my puppy used to scratch at my leg when I was sitting on the couch before I trained it not to, which is the best answer I could come up with. All in all; poor dog for getting its nail caught, but naughty owner for not training it better.
alex_vik 1
Don't let your animals on the furniture and you won't have problems like this. YDI
jaxsk 0
Aw, your poor dog! She must have been so scared, it's not her fault at all.
magichateball 0
YDI for not paying attention to your pet. As for my "dipshit comment" as # 10 so succinctly put it, maybe some people interact better with their animals than with humans. You, #10 are proof and a major reason why I love my pets more than other people. Animals can't help their actions, people can.
bipolaradhdfml 0
"Animals can't help their actions, people can." So what about all the people blaming the owner for not training his/her dog properly? If animals can't help their actions then you can't blame them for misbehaving. I personally don't like dogs but I have a number of friends with dogs they've had for a long time and trained well that still jump on people and furniture. Not the OP's fault.
fuckyadeniss 0
well not only did you deserve it. you deserve to be shot in the face. how did a dog drag a laptop through "the whole house" with its nail. it wouldnt even be able to walk. so the only thing true about that is that he pulled it off your lap. and your screen is deffinately not broken
lexiBRo 0
totally agree... super exaggerated fml
pteresadactyl 0
how the hell would you know if its broken or not? have you SEEN it? and how would you know that the dog cant drag the laptop? has YOUR dog ever done that? the size of the dog is not specified, things happen.
Nomad609 0
People Like pteresadactyl = idiot for thinking that this FML is true. Seriously, A dogs nail?? Getting stuck? And assuming its the front paw that was stuck, did the dog run backwards that the OP didnt bother catching her?? This FML is 100% stupid.
pteresadactyl 0
im not saying that i think its true, but everyone on this site seems to think that every single fml is fake so why not side with the OP every once in a while.
likeOMGwow 0
agreed. i don't even see how this is physically possible lol
nightswimmer 0
teehee, silly doggs. always running around and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage
SALUSIA 10
But we still love them :)
FireFlie07 20
This is why you buy the all inclusive accidental damage warranty. Always worth it. Poor puppy, it must have been so scared...
russianredgirl 0
yea cause its stupid