Today, while teaching English in Korea, my boss gave me a birthday present from her and all of my co-workers. It was a really fancy box. It had very nice wrapping. It had a pretty bow. It was kind of heavy. It was 6 bottles of dandruff shampoo. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it’s my birthday. At work, at my desk, I found this beautiful gift-wrapped box and a card that read, “From all of us, we really care about you, and hope you like your present!” I opened the box. It had body shower gel, deodorant, soap, fragrance spray, and “frizz shampoo.” Hint taken. FML
Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML
Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
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simplyabsurd 0
Hmmm. Next time you get a chance, sprinkle some fake snow into their lunch and onto your shoulder and meander around the break room. I'd pay to see the reaction.
Asstonia 1
because they tried to have dandruff. totally. idiot
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derick56ace 0
that messed up i would have kicked there ass and quit!!!!!1
dan11 0
stupid koreans. i would start teaching them the wrong stuff. like instead of "good morning", teach them to say "**** off"
dan11 0
stupid koreans. i would start teaching them the wrong stuff. like instead of "good morning", teach them to say "**** off"
xfmylifexxx 0
man hes a rude ass. or it might just be an asian joke. Like me and my friend went to korea a few years ago, and her aunt got her faicial wax, but it was just a joke... so yeah...
TrimKibbles 12
I'm surprised it wasn't dog testicles :P
Skinnyfatty 1
You did it yourself for living in Korea. Ha-ha!
zfchatroulette 24
What do you mean "you did it yourself?" OP did not choose to have dandruff and obviously wasn't the one to give the gift, as it states that it was OP's boss and coworkers. I'm assuming you were high when you wrote that comment...
richard121212 0
WELL THAT WAS ME!
majormama 0
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah! I live in Korea and this is totally something they would do! They have no personal boundaries sometimes! Lol!
mufc4everch 2
Cool
bridgetD14 4
OP what is your name? I may be related to you