Today, while talking to my boyfriend, he got upset and accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid. All because I used the word "vapid." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
Today, my dad accused me of being illiterate when I used a word he'd never heard of, saying it sounded like lazy slang, and that it wasn't a real word. He then yelled at me for being a "smartass who's always right" when I read aloud the definition from his 1978 copy of Webster's dictionary. Guess he's not enthused. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, my girlfriend confronted me for forgetting to take the trash out. At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped my lips. She spent the next ten minutes calling me stupid and laughing at how my grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
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quontag 15
Now I feel stupid.
ihaveFMLfeverr 5
Well look at that, FML just helped me increase my vocabulary.
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seamus87 4
Well it's not a common word. I know what it means, but cannot think of a time when I, or someone else has used it in conversation. Maybe next time, don't be so pretentious and use words that serve only to make yourself feel smart. Seriously, who says vapid?
Shrike 24
Seriously, who accuses their significant other -- someone they're supposed to love and trust -- of making words up, just because they'd never heard it before? And who accuses people of using certain words to make themselves feel smart just because the accuser clearly has a limited vocabulary? You are one sad little man, Seamus.
seamus87 4
But Me good at talking England and stuff
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Maybe you should invest in a dictionary for your boyfriend this Christmas?
isamisis 9
Very good use at describing yourself or your sex life. Time for a new boyfriend.
Enslaved 38
Look in my face, stare in my soul I begin to STUPIFY!!!!!
Amama_fml 30
Reminds me of House Bunny...
newburton13 26
I've never heard of that word. But I wouldn't get upset over it.
duzurlifesuk2 7
Vapid: lacking or having lost life, sharpness, or flavor; insipid; flat There ya go everyone who's wondering!
Shilokitten666 19
My coworker, who i might add is only less then a year younger then me, doesnt know what vendictive or lathergic means, its really irritating considering ive said those two words to her multiple times and told her what they mean each time, so i feel your pain op
Epikouros 32
I hope you're kidding, or dyslexic.
barefootchic 6
*vindictive *lethargic
efrainelboricua 12
Is it vapid or was it a typo for rapid. Like for example. In bed you are pretty rapid to end it. Yes? No? Ok
Shilokitten666 19
Not a typo, vapid is a word, meaning dull
efrainelboricua 12
#82 I know it is. It's sarcasm. Hence the sarcastic example my friend.
Shilokitten666 19
Sarcasm doesnt count in text because sarcasm is a tone of voice, u cant hear that in text "my friend" (that last bit is sarcasm)
rockstar362 8
Sarcasm isn't a tone of voice lol it's the use of words that's contextual meaning is opposite of it real meaning... And hahaha it doesn't count in text?
SuperDanielNL 23
That's exactly what it is, yeah...
cheezepoof2002 4
lol