Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her, "Get the fuck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML
Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared that I passed out. I was only on the kiddie hill. FML
Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
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BlackCloudedSldr 5
Are you still pretty?
MelTheGreat 23
guess he swept you off your feet.
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Comments (132)
SeemsToFail 0
If I seen that Id laugh so hard then be like are you ok haha
b0ngs 7
If I saw that, I would laugh so hard. Then I would ask them if they were okay. Haha** sorry I just had to:}
Ghouly_fml 7
16- your supposed to see if they are okay..... Then you Lulz your ass off
GoW_Chick 15
It was a pick up line, not fall down and kiss the ground. Sooo where's he taking you on your first date?
BlackCloudedSldr 5
Give GoW some love :(
Mister_Triangle 21
I've given all that I can spare!
BlackCloudedSldr 5
Me too. This kinda sounds like a bad Prostitution thing or a train... Per say.
GoW_Chick 15
I think it's become a new trend for people to have a thumb down grudge against me, it's rather cute people would take the time just to do so. Some of my comments are bad I'll admit, but not all.
DocBastard 40
Per say? Seriously? If you're going to use a Latin phrase, at least use it correctly. Try "per se" next time.
BlackCloudedSldr 5
Eat your own dick docbastard. You don't have anything better to do than to correct typical misspelled foreign concepts? Dear god you have no life and nothing better to do. God forbid someone spells it the way it sounds. **** Latin I live in America. I made a new phrase to "per se"... Pfft. Asshole. Go teabag a cactus you fruit cake.
drlove78843 6
GoW- I always find your comments smart and amusing.
lrgenesis 19
Well if he's creepy still take it as a compliment! Fyl though
DrMime 10
You should've been more ice to him.
BlackCloudedSldr 5
I see what you did there...
DrMime 10
Icy too.
GoW_Chick 15
Frost that! Snow girl likes to get hit on by the creepy guy.
DrMime 10
Woah there GOW, soon enough she'll be tied down and forced to touch his icesticles...
blegehlehgleh 0
Testsicles?
GoW_Chick 15
I bet while he forces her too touch his icesticles he's telling her, "that feels ice ice baby."
BlackCloudedSldr 5
Chick... You can hold me down and touch my iceticles... >.>
DrMime 10
There's an "I sing" = "icing" joke to be made here.
yoyo2309 7
lol u always hear about creepy people giving pretty girls compliments on this website but they never get old. so did he ask u out? and was he nice?
omarzrgz 3
And sadly it's the creepy guys that are the nice ones and never get a chance. Well most of the time their nice. Or maybe not, I wouldn't know, I'm not creepy. Or am I?
omarzrgz 3
They're *
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Actually the creepy ones are usually those that BELIEVE themselves to be nice, but the truth is that they have an unhealthy obsession and delusions of how they care more about the girl than anyone ever will. Even though they know nothing about her and are just as shallow as the people they likewise label. At least that's my definition of a truly creepy guy.
WordSmyth 2
71 that was an incredible analysis, and also very true.
False_Stupidity 42
Of course, there's no way to tell all that just from looking, so he was probably just a poor misunderstood guy that happens to have the misfortune of looking creepy.
My_Misery 0
Unfortunately people are shallow, if an attractive person compliments them it's all fine and dandy but if that person has the misfortune of not being so good looking well then it's "creepy". I feel bad for those people :( Don't judge a book by its cover? Or something /shrug
GetHardOrGoHome 7
Why can't people accept compliments?
BlackCloudedSldr 5
Idk I find it hard to accept compliments too. I too pile drive my face into a patch of snow to decline compliments.
Mister_Triangle 21
Some people are allergic; they break out in hives
ALpein 0
24 You have a lovely rack that sits nicely on your neck.
LennyComa 39
Thats not how you accept a compliment...
Honestly_Lainey 21
Reeeally now?
blegehlehgleh 0
It's just a compliment, seriously... Snow big deal
sergioyslas 1
Lol
bettyc4 26
Gravity fail
ImaginaryFoe 1
No, it seems to have worked just fine. OP, was the creepiness based on something other than his appearance? Even the creepy ones are usually satisfied with a thank you. Just keep it brief, say thanks, and keep it moving. It'll get to be a reflex eventually and you won't be caught off guard again.
Ghouly_fml 7
33- gravity's a bitch eh? ^_^