Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her, "Get the fuck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML
Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared that I passed out. I was only on the kiddie hill. FML
Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
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BlackCloudedSldr 5
Are you still pretty?
MelTheGreat 23
guess he swept you off your feet.
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skyeyez9 25
Well it is a little awkward getting on and off of those lifts. Took me a handful of times to exit off the lift on my snowboard, since you need to remove your rear leg out of the board.
SS 31
several points I shall make. 1. YDI - how do you fall off, safety regulations make it near impossible 2. If you do fall off, it will have been a Poma lift (they are crap) - Doppelmayr lifts are too safe. 3. ROPEWAYS!! - AWESOMNESS 4. Good for you - you were on a ski lift. :)
marcranger 29
1 and 2--nope, it can still be done. You can sit down on the armrest instead of the seat, or if it's a fixed-grip, it could come around flying if the liftie doesn't grab it in time and knock you off your ass. As to number 3, it's pretty much impossible to fall off a Poma on skis if you're an adult, so remind me never to take lessons from you.
SS 31
No, I don't mean a poma lift, I mean the company poma. I guess it's true about sitting on the arm rests though
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How were you so caught off guard by a creepy guy's compliment that you fell off a ski lift? What would have happened if it had been a cute guy? YDI
firemedic919 0
trolling trolling trolling keeps them puppies rolling just sayin
False_Stupidity 42
And as 'cute' is somewhat subjective, its often hard to judge whether it's acceptable to compliment or not.
anniekins 6
Maybe the OP was saying how she was caught off guard that she was complimented?
marcranger 29
I'd buy that. It's pretty hard to look good in ski gear until they can see you shredding the gnar.
DriAA7 17
Well that's a dramatic way to take a compliment...
DV1980 6
Oh like your so hot! You sound like an asshole!
MelTheGreat 23
Just stop...
partyfail 0
Hey people stop hating on liftees. 1/100 of us aren't glorified carnies. Did he at least slow the lift down for you OP?