Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
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Sorry Pat
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
Stranger danger
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML
Call CPS, quick
Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
No more bring your kids to work days
Today, I took my 6 year-old to work. A normally docile child, she chased me around with her toy - beating me with it while all my colleagues watched - not stopping despite me requesting her to. When she finally lost said toy, she threw a huge tantrum. Guess who's banned from my office. FML
Straight to jail
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML
Great day out
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
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A** whipping time
Sandsh8rk 36
Kids these days...
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iamsolid 11
Studies actually show that by hitting/spanking your kids, you are making the chances of future abuse to their children, greater. There are other methods. "ass whooping" isn't always the answer!
englishdweller 3
You are an idiot, would kids 100 years ago act like this, did your grandpa ever act like that? No. Why? Because they knew that if they misbehaved they'd get an "ass whooping" it wasn't until it became "socially wrong" to spank a child that this started happening. Without discipline kids will learn that they can act how they want WITHOUT consequences. What happens when they're adults and they do something wrong? They will have to face them. They need to be ready so they won't be brats and end up in jail, or on the streets selling crack. Your studies are shit.
sarah_katie 3
What. Ever. That's bullshit.
flutter4 7
I agree 135
asherah14 7
I was spanked when I did something wrong. I had a great relationship with both of my parents and I knew how to behave in public early on because my parents didn't tolerate bad behaviors. I'm perfectly sane, happy and able to control myself without violence or abuse to my kids.
iamsolid 11
100 years ago, they didn't have serious gangs, drugs, or major society problems. Times have changed and so has the way we treat our children. A spanking is fine, but when you to beat your child, its considered child abuse if injuries occur. My parents NEVER hit me and I still know exactly what I can and cannot do in public. I know my boundaries. So, you my friend, are shit.
annalily5 28
180-So how is your grade in history class doing?
downtime 13
91, I agree, it isn't always the answer. That statement in itself suggests it is sometimes the answer. This is one of those times. I don't believe in spanking children unnecessarily, and I think if your child responds to alternative punishments then that's what you should use. Some children however do not respond to that, and until they offer courses on raising children that are accessible through the public health care system then they can't expect people to conform to any particular standard. As such, with really unruly children, spanking is acceptable.
tisvana20 6
Because before you were born, the world was all rainbows and butterflies, wasn't it?
mariet_fml 23
#180: Do the words "mob" or "mafia" mean anything to you? How about "opium"? "Great Depression"?
downtime 13
236, But she has you on the "major society problems" bit. The dark ages for instance was a time when everybody got along. Don't even get me started on the more recent slavery issue. Humanity has spiraled out of control since the church lost power! Bring back the good ol days. They don't make torture devices like they used to.
MissAmz 7
Are you serious? Human beings are human beings.. We NEVER got along with each other. I'm pretty sure during that era, there were more swords, corruption and less government (depending on where you were). And bringing back a corrupted dictatorship called Christianity isn't going to solve anyone's problems. If only, the bible tells you that it's ok to kill your kids if they disobey you. Look it up. It's there.
mfayem 15
It's called sarcasm. you should learn it
grannygruber 6
There is a big difference between a good old fashioned ass-whoopin and abuse. It's people like you who raise kids that I end up dealing with in the prison system!
Leslier_fml 4
No more video games for the rest of the year. Seriously, he needs a little more discipline.
iamsolid 11
besides, he's only 6! I know that's NO Way to act in public, but don't beat the child. My family would NEVER act like that, EVER. My parents taught us how to behave without having to beat us.
AznSamoan52 10
You're a VERY lucky person, my friend. My parents believe in beatings. :(
flutter4 7
95 you can spank a kid without beating them.
iamsolid 11
I agree! A simple spanking is fine! But, and "ass whooping" is different. You should not want to beat your child to "put them in their place". Beating only results in bad feedback.
CheshireHalli 19
"Ass whooping" is slang, and does not often reflect the severity of the spanking. Often swats are called ass whooping because it's a commonly known term.
crazzyclover 6
It's not beating it's discipline and you're lucky you didn't have that as a child.
Trisha_aus 15
Russell Peters was right..beat yo kids
zach2173 4
I would have went Tommy Jordan on all this kids gaming systems. I remember if my brother and I were acting up in a store instead of spanking he would just grab us by the ears to not make a scene.
1000suns 1
Stranger danger! Stranger danger!
Arrawyn 12
What a bratty ********
Vr0Cc 7
Your son deserves the ass whooping of his life #justsaying
linkinpark98 24
This is not Twitter. Please take the nearest exit to your right, and go back from where you came.
LuckyLynx7732 5
I hope you at least grounded him until he's 30. If it was my kid, he would have wished he was kidnapped by the time I was done.
AznSamoan52 10
This kid just earned himself a one way ticket to pain. I hope you gave your kid a good hit to the ass with the belt, Op. That kid got some nerve yelling like that. But YDI for not disciplining your kid right.