Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML
Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I took my 6 year-old to work. A normally docile child, she chased me around with her toy - beating me with it while all my colleagues watched - not stopping despite me requesting her to. When she finally lost said toy, she threw a huge tantrum. Guess who's banned from my office. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
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skippy2913 7
A** whipping time
Sandsh8rk 36
Kids these days...
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Comments (423)
AzzieC 12
My mom wud have literally killed me if I did that ur kid has it easy
AznSamoan52 10
Hey, sorry if I sound like a creep, but I love your pic!!!!!! :D
Bekll 31
Literally kill you? That's murder. No mother in her right mind would kill her own child.
outoftown 27
Unless the boy liked seeing his dad harmed, as well as the boy's own talk with the police, I'm thinking he learned a good lesson about actions and consequences here. But if the boy did like it, uh-oh ... OP really has trouble.
m1989_fml 10
And THIS is why I firmly believe in whipping a kid's ass. No, I'm not saying BEAT your child, I'm talking about old-fashioned spanking. I got 'whoopins' throughout my childhood, and I know it did me some good! lol.
animal50199 10
Send him to baby bootcamp. That should straighten him out.
Brownie101abc 7
He needs more than a time out
kimg0885 23
Throat punch the kid! No not really but he defiantly needs some stricter form of punishment. I see boot camp in his future.
shoecrazy 5
I would beat the crap out of him when we got home
gracehi 33
I would never have DARED do such a thing, even at six. My dad invented the can of whoop ass. Sounds like it's time to open that good ol' can on your kid. Not to mention donate his game console and all his games to charity, and ground him in his room for a week on a diet of bread and water. That's what I would do, anyway.
outoftown 27
*74, pssst.... you take the toys out of the room, first*
iwadasn 33
pssst...each comment has a "reply" button on the bottom.
shutyourmouth12Z 7
You should of told them he was your son then maybe they wouldn't have done that to you