Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
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Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML
Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I took my 6 year-old to work. A normally docile child, she chased me around with her toy - beating me with it while all my colleagues watched - not stopping despite me requesting her to. When she finally lost said toy, she threw a huge tantrum. Guess who's banned from my office. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
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skippy2913 7
A** whipping time
Sandsh8rk 36
Kids these days...
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flutter4 7
I say you don't take the little shit anywhere for a long time and don't buy him anymore video games until he learns how to act in public.
Kiki242 19
My mom would have killed me if I ever did this.
flutter4 7
Mine too
ok22 2
Wow your son is messed
whoaa123 0
Lol how singly message someone else?
greenie213 23
I don't think a spanking is necessary. Really it's never not. He just needs a time out. I'm just frickin kidding. He needs some whoop ass.
greenie213 23
Sorry for the grammar. Typo.
shadowPlayer 6
When the hell has a timeout actually worked?
joker118 7
if he did that with my parents he wouldn't be walking right for a very longgggg timeeeeee
linkinpark98 24
Go back into the store and buy a belt. Then you're all set.
flutter4 7
Fly swatters scare the shit out of my kids and they just get threatened with them.
linkinpark98 24
My mother used to hit me with the fly swatter... ;_;
Crazberry 5
I got the wooden spoon :/ One of those flatter ones....
freshlybreezy 15
^^^ the wooden spoons with the holes in it?! Oh yea. Those hurt Somethin fierce.
ohrlly7457 7
Probaly CoD.
crazzyclover 6
That's probably it because the fort and only time I went online in that game they had bot kids I couldn't tell if they were guys or girls. Those games are repetitive and get boring.
annalily5 28
Good on them for being willing to stop a kidnapping. Good on you for not giving into his tantrum and buying the game. Also, your son is a smart little manipulator. On one hand at least he's smart, on the other hand he uses his power for evil. Good luck and invest in a belt.
akma89 2
He would get his ass beat when he finally got home. On top of that, after he understands what he did was wrong or has everything explained to him in a calm manner, his gaming console would be destroyed, BY HIM, and sell all his video games back to the store if you can. He'll never forget that because you're giving him a privilege with his toys
eccentrix 12
He'll never forget that because it would be a traumatic experience.