Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
Today, I had to clean my walls with those Mr Clean Magic Sponges because we were having visitors. I got bored and started drawing penises with it because they would leave wet marks. There is nothing magic about how slow they dry when your visitors come an hour early. They saw all ten of them. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
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Top comments
elmorous 0
Yah? Wait until puberty hits ... then turn the light on!
xGet_Over_It 0
Ohnoes.
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Comments (99)
goalie001 0
your pee is supposed to be clear not yellow if it's yellow you're dehydrated
mazazon 0
black lights highlight any organic material, it could be germs,dead skin, food, doesn't have to be pee.
simran9 0
you're not Californian, you said bathroom, nit restroom.
MisUnFortunate 31
Your comment is so incredibly stupid... I can't even... ugh. *aneurysm out of sheer stupidity*
TheTrouble 0
I don't get it?
mk58 31
Nastiness. XP
darek96 8
didnt get it?
Sydni_1022 8
What does OP mean?
cwl727 33
OP= Original Poster
cwl727 33
Why would anybody want to see their pee glow?
snarkytruth 37
be careful where you take blacklights. I brought one to a hotel when on vacation. I usually bring lysol with us for tv remotes, phones, headboards because I dont trust house keeping to always be through. Needless to say after switching the blacklight on we changed hotels. Gross. Now we stay at better hotels . I still clean before we touch anything. You need to have a talk with your little bro about hygiene Or notify your mom.
MrsDovahkiin 14
I was thinking that it would end with "I live alone" or something lol At least you know where they came from