Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Today, I tried to secretly take a photo of a cute guy on the train. I forgot my flash was on. He looked straight at me, smirked, and said, “If you wanted my picture, you could’ve just asked.” I got off three stops early. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML
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Top comments
loloalltheway 23
Let the man stare don't get annoyed so easily -_-
luminos_ 9
1, it does get annoying when someone stares for a long time. It's quite creepy actually.
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Comments (113)
LennyComa 39
**** sake, what a Bitch that guy is.
Evgeny2222 11
Nice trolling on his side.
PhishloverA 14
Well he did. You should've said "Take a picture it'll last longer"
lisakin 13
Jeez is it really such a bad thing that someone was looking at you? Take it as a compliment
Fayleah 0
That's what you get for being arrogant. If you had any personality you would've stared right back at him, wide-eyed and creepily, until he got freaked out and left the train a stop early just to get away from you. Would've made for a better story than this.
Fsvb 32
Although I agree that men in general do have a physical advantage, you never know, maybe the woman in particular has a black belt in karate? Don't say that men ALWAYS have a physical ;)
mimaayyy 7
Lmao thats what you get for being rude! but he didnt have to be so harsh
brennaaa13 11
Who rides trains anymore anyways?
Kurik0 12
train or metro.. other places outside USA still use trains for a lot more transportation than we do.. England uses a **** ton of "trains".. but here they're called " subways" ..
Testing1234 25
The guys right you know
Baller_Bob 17
I hate gays but that is a gay guy I would support