Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Today, I tried to secretly take a photo of a cute guy on the train. I forgot my flash was on. He looked straight at me, smirked, and said, “If you wanted my picture, you could’ve just asked.” I got off three stops early. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML
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Top comments
loloalltheway 23
Let the man stare don't get annoyed so easily -_-
luminos_ 9
1, it does get annoying when someone stares for a long time. It's quite creepy actually.
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Comments (113)
awaydoggy 8
people's temper sometimes can make them so much less attractive
outoftown 27
Poor staring guy. He was just sizing you up for a mugging, until you called him out and everyone else looked at him. Too many witnesses, now.
GarageDragon 22
The burn unit is that way -->
Jacksparrow72 21
Sometimes people zone out. I do it all the time.
thelaxersvlog 9
Damn hes got sass
xRezSynn 15
You could have reacted better.
paintedchocolate 30
So what did you do that made him stare anyway?
tbishop12 1
Hey OP I feel your pain but you could have just stared back O_O lol
OhhKristin 11
what's wrong with being looked at? I never get annoyed at people for looking at me. There are millions of things they could be thinking about: maybe they're spacing out and thinking of what they need at the store, maybe they're hungry and thinking of what they want for lunch, maybe they want to see out the window but your big head is in the way. You don't know OP, so don't be such a bitch.
akiahara 14
Glancing around at people, i.e. people watching, is quite normal. YDI for the overreaction. Not everyone wants to stare at you.