Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML
Today, the lights went out at the gym while I was holding a heavy bar. I tried to put it back on the rack, missed, and dropped it on my toe. Then, as I was limping around in pain, I hit my head on one of the other bars on a rack at head height. FML
Today, I was at a really big party and everyone was showing off by flipping into the pool one by one. When it was my go, I attempted a back flip, cracked my head open on the side of the pool, and was rushed to hospital. Now everyone hates me cause the party was forced to shut down. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Why the hell were you doing gymnastics at a bar? Especially an uneven bar!
Jimboom 12
Confucius say, Man who flips out over partying will hit head when he gets to bar.
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Comments (96)
effstephslife 0
F O C U S!!! that's how Shawn Johnson won the gold
fricknugget 3
im 1st in canada in gymnastics :P (imma dude)
srabel10 0
You should add me on fb!
hollygrl 0
i feel soo bad for u!! i almost did that on the bars too!
Mandy14 0
Owwchh, Hope u are ok now and omg how bloody evil were your mates, I would of come to see u if i was ur mates:)
kayliv97 1
haha that's your own fault!
MothsWings 4
I'm sorry. You've gotta focus!
brightstarwoman 3
Good idea not to be nosey when your doing dangerous activities!
uniquechic21 12
Being a gymnast, I couldn't bring myself to click YDI. But, come on. If you're a high enough level to be flipping over bars, you should know how to focus by now!
vicgeo92 4
Kudos to you for being able to do the gymnastics. I used to be I a gymnastics class and had so much fun but its too expensive for us anymore.
ReiracsNeve 17
Hey, you have us