Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML
Today, the lights went out at the gym while I was holding a heavy bar. I tried to put it back on the rack, missed, and dropped it on my toe. Then, as I was limping around in pain, I hit my head on one of the other bars on a rack at head height. FML
Today, I was at a really big party and everyone was showing off by flipping into the pool one by one. When it was my go, I attempted a back flip, cracked my head open on the side of the pool, and was rushed to hospital. Now everyone hates me cause the party was forced to shut down. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Why the hell were you doing gymnastics at a bar? Especially an uneven bar!
Jimboom 12
Confucius say, Man who flips out over partying will hit head when he gets to bar.
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Comments (96)
TheRealLori 0
If random comments make you crack your head, better not sing in the shower or listen to the radio while driving. You could end up dead just by not paying attention. And no glancing around at shiny things while at the dinner table...you could put someone's eye out with a fork.
ImKindaABigDeal 6
And she shouldn't blink while brushing her teeth, as she may miss and shove the brush down her throat.
DocBastard 40
Why the hell were you doing gymnastics at a bar? Especially an uneven bar!
RedPillSucks 33
Guys love girls who can do gymnastics, and if you spend enough time at a bar, they're all uneven.
sgtrobswifey 0
lol ^win
maphineRAWRS 10
and you didn't think of maybe not crazily flipping everywhere when your not thinking about it?
marinus_fml 20
lolwut?
MissBunny25 0
idk why but marinus's reaction made me crack up lolol
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Alone? That sucks. Someone should've been there with you =
ImKindaABigDeal 6
Who's gonna want to hang out with OP when there's this chilltacular party somewhere else?
dudehaha 4
sorry to hear that, but why you alone in the hospital.
ViolentBears 0
Because everyone went to party.
dudehaha 4
oh so they weren't gonna invite her anyway. see what happens when you over hear shit.
x3herox3 0
Lmao@11
soketgo 0
they'll be back soon
TinyDude 10
look on the bright side at least u got some female nursea there lols
RedPillSucks 33
OPs most likely female herself, since she was doing uneven bars.
ImRickJamesBish 0
Some friends you have!
saleha97 4
now you know your real friends, at least :D
valalvax 13
that isn't helpful when there aren't any...