Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML
Today, the lights went out at the gym while I was holding a heavy bar. I tried to put it back on the rack, missed, and dropped it on my toe. Then, as I was limping around in pain, I hit my head on one of the other bars on a rack at head height. FML
Today, I was at a really big party and everyone was showing off by flipping into the pool one by one. When it was my go, I attempted a back flip, cracked my head open on the side of the pool, and was rushed to hospital. Now everyone hates me cause the party was forced to shut down. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Why the hell were you doing gymnastics at a bar? Especially an uneven bar!
Jimboom 12
Confucius say, Man who flips out over partying will hit head when he gets to bar.
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Comments (96)
hcovballer247 0
Your life sucks because you got ten stitches. But you also deserved that one cause not matter what level gymnast you are, you should always be focused on your routine, or accidents happen like that.
missdoll7 0
stupid.
RetardedPelican 0
girrl im a gymnast too, why would you do that ?! lolll not smarrt..
anniemeece 23
As a gymnast, I feel I can say: Well, that that was stupid. How often does your coach tell you to focus on what you're doing? Mine yells at us if we talk too much..
nickward5252 0
idc yall dnt believe me all i kno is that its true
desperatetennis4 0
who the hell does gymnastics
Sinkhole 26
Hmmm... I don't know, maybe OP does? A lot of other people do it too, read the comments and you'll see that.
srabel10 0
Alot of peopleeee... I love being a gymnast!
iLoveMyGuitarra 0
This made me laugh Ahaha. Sucks though..
kmbry1 0
hey I do gymnastics:) I'm a p2/3 in Canada:) I'm pro
corinne44 4
you had a concussion and this is what u remember?
taytaygurly 1
#82 you don't always get amnesia from a concussion.
dansco 25
YDI for not concentrating! Seriously you must've known you could hurt yourself unless you took care?! :(