Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I just realized that my Sims character has a far more stable lifestyle than what I can ever have. FML
Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single, and jobless. FML
Today, I played The Sims just so I'd know what it was like to live alone, own a home, and have a well-paying job that didn't slowly kill me from the inside out. It was the happiest I've been in months. FML
Today, I spent a good hour playing a life simulation game so my character could go through the stages of pregnancy and labor, only to jealously cry for an hour because my character can successfully get pregnant and have a baby, and I can't. FML
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
Today, I put more effort into getting and keeping my Sims onto a good sleep schedule in order to properly take care of their needs than I did for myself. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
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shortwiz247 0
I could tell you to get off your fat ass and do something other then play sims, but then I'd be a hypocrite.
cadillac_blues 0
i find myself in that situation a few too many times....can't wait for the Sims 3!!!!!
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
June 2 - Sims 3. HOW EXCITED ARE YOU imagine all the life possibilities you can come up with then ha
mintfreshpinesol 0
I LOVE THE SIMS
Talkative1 0
Ditto man. :c
p0kegeek 4
I love enclosing my sims within walls with no doors. They eventually die of loneliness and starvation. Maybe you should try that in real life.
alexgisforme3 0
haha thats funny lol
TheWorldChampion 5
WORD. i've got two families planned out, actually. and I'm making one lesbian couple live forever. they adopt kids whenever their current one grows up and moves out. it's really pathetic. i think I should just delete the game from my laptop. and .. go outside.
Phillay632 0
Well, Sims 3 is coming out soon, so I assume you're planning on buying that. However, in the grand scheme of things your life is pretty pathetic. I'd suggest you plan a suicide.
nwc020 0
#4 you are very weird
Kimba_Sprite 0
I was the same way until my computer crashed and my game was lost. It was a sad day.
thenextbigthing 0
Awh hah that sounds so depressing.