Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML
Today, I was at work. I had a male patient expose himself to me. He then apologized and said he thought that's what I wanted. FML
Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
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Miss_Kristen 10
Giggity
brndnzchry 1
Did he then pleasure you with a rectal exam of his own?
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Comments (116)
Sadist86 6
Where was your mind at?
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
Probably with his finger lol
NDiesal10 2
D'oh! It happens lol.
jallred254 4
What? What? In the butt.
DarkHelmet 10
Hahahahahahahaha
CryMoreFMLs 15
Whoa! What an intelligent comment 51! I tremble in awe at your beautifully written comment, wishing I could do the same...
leadman1989 16
Oh c'mon you got that song stuck in my head. My mom caught me singing "you wanna do it in my but? In my but?" She's like --- :0
SimoneDymond 3
I lol'ed
jallred254 4
85- no need to be rude! Jeez!
ronnieh89 3
That's an fml right there lol
amanisdaj 4
Lololol no
pie29302930 0
Kinky ;}
j_cat187 20
Kinda stinky.
ChrissiPumpkin 10
Uhm. Say you have a Chinese exchange student staying with you? Maybe? D: Probably a sticky situation.
lemon_phat 11
How does this justify OP's mistake?
Braginskyyy 6
Because in some Asian languages, R's are L's or something, so pressure would be like plessure, and since it's a verbal thing, it would sound like pleasure.
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
You mean he gave his Chinese exchange student rectal exams, too?
RomanBeauty 0
That's backwards. L to r not r to l. Oh, and you're racist
kablooey_01 3
did you honestly mean to say pressure?
higgy6969 7
Did you honestly just ask that question? YDI!
chickenpie90 16
Hahaha kinkeh
Enslaved 38
Were your rubber gloves ribbed for her pleasure?
leadman1989 16
They're also flavored. C'mon nobody remebers that one. ;)
Enslaved 38
Yep, banana!
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Smooth move ex-lax.
Yodaevil 4
They are supposed to use gloves! Dammit!
JTthePurpleNinja 5
You sir, are a Boss :L