Today, while out for dinner with my parents, a woman, approximately the same age as my mother, repeatedly propositioned me for sex during the course of my meal. After declining firmly several times, she only stopped after my mother convinced her I was gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my mother making arrangements to go to a dinner tonight where I will be honored for my political activism. She made it clear she's only going for me, and does NOT support the gay rights group that is putting the dinner on. I was planning on coming out after dinner. FML
Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML
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Top comments
Aquaman911 18
She should respect your decision, men don't want to have sex all the time with anyone!
CanyonRose 16
Fyl but your mom is a savior in the weirdest way. Unless you are gay then your mom is still savior.
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Comments (110)
SasquatchDeluxe 10
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson…
who10nanny 8
This is complete bullshit. You have the right to say no & she should respect that. Don't take harassment as a compliment, because it's not. You shouldn't have had to convince anyone that you're gay, even if you are, because no means no.
pennamay 11
Hey she stepped in didn't she?! Hahaha that would've been great. (:
Seashells77 25
So what if one old lady thinks you're gay? You should thank your mom.
GamerPerson 19
Yes, because a guy saying no to sex from a woman AUTOMATICALLY means he's gay. -.- What the hell is the world on? FYL.
pic516 9
I call bullshit
Kimmy3214 9
It's your fault for being handsome :)
nikmiester 7
Men don't always want to have sex when propositioned. Just 99% of the time
EuroAegis 11
Now THATS friendly service
casssssssie 2
she was sexually harassing you, which most people just brush off when it's a woman doing it to a man. next time it happens, tell them to **** off