AAA guy
United States
Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Dani
United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Clifton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
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United States
Dumbass
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Stranded
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
MadameM
United States
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
zoe
Long walk home
Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML
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Emzinatorbot 26
The irony is real
colby6666 43
"Hello?" "Yeah...Hey Steve, uh," "Really Mike? Again? This is the third time this month."
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Comments (54)
zenrael 21
That's just sad.
niome_fml 9
Whoa tough. And u help others do that.
Fwibblwfwabble 11
Well now you look like a tool.
dozid005 5
My tow truck driver who picked up my car to take it to the repair shop did that haha he had to call his other tow truck buddy
WellHelloThere47 19
this made me laugh harder than in should have
sturschaedel 27
Me too! I can't even decide if it's a YDI or FYL, but it is darn funny!
elyssa112 6
I work there too actually . For NJ . They give u a courtesy call . Especially for something as simple as that .
nphill82 21
I've never heard it referred to as "the" AAA....is that an employee thing?
swanheart 35
I think you can say it either way depending on your preference. Grammatically, I think they're both fine?
rlocicero 21
were you on your way to AA?
ashieme2009 12
I laughed a little too hard at this.. sorry OP..
toaster8 12
I have done the same thing. It happens. Had to call my boss to come with another set of tools. I'm a lot more careful now!