AAA guy
United States
Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dani
United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Clifton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
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United States
Dumbass
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Stranded
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
MadameM
United States
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
zoe
Long walk home
Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML
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Emzinatorbot 26
The irony is real
colby6666 43
"Hello?" "Yeah...Hey Steve, uh," "Really Mike? Again? This is the third time this month."
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Comments (54)
Niedermayer_20 12
Call CAA
SkylaChristian 18
It's okay OP. Everyone has locked themselves out before. At least you had the advantage of your job to help you out!
baegirl33 7
I know this may sound dumb bu , what is the "AAA"
Edumcg 24
I had to scroll through the comments to find out what AAA stands for and then, I laughed. Don't you guys know how to open a car with anything?
alanharvey15 13
take the window
TeasinDaNoobs 16
Sorry but what does AAA stand for?
Saluton 18
and I work for the AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaargh
zeddy_rose 11
Would it still take several hours for help to arrive?
cj89898 24
"Hello, is John there?" "One moment please." "Hey John! I am in a bit of trouble."
incoherentrmblr 22
Who honestly actually knew before looking it up?!...