Sean
Canada
Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Garrett
Vista, United States
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Fender bender
Staten Island, United States
Coming through!
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Noname
Canada
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
prettyinpurple
United States
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
shit_fer_luck
West Lafayette, United States
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
junie b
Who's fault is that?
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
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Shrike 24
Shut up, fucktard.
1happymummy 14
Nice start to the holiday!
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BountyBass 13
Derp
snafu63 0
that's amazing because at most airports the parking area is nowhere near the runway and if it is it's an enclosed parking structure and if not there are so many cars most people can't pick out their own. You must have eagle vision.
DocBastard 40
You've been to most airports? Including all the tiny municipal air fields that little single-engine planes use that have adjoining parking? Have you non-believers considered that? No? Shocking.
charlieinfinite 1
I was also thinking this... And wondering why nobody was mentioning it.
cosmosis 12
The Doc is right! I used to live in a small town in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, NSW. We had one airstrip in the town, the carpark was an open field which could easily be seen by from the plane
DaSandman 9
i call bullshit
stormchaser24 24
Don't see how, you are on the plane and can see the parking lot, and your car clearly. Most parking lots are atheist 250 yards away.
1crabbygirl 10
HAHA! And take off is always atheist 2 or 3 hours after you arrive. DERP!
cosmosis 12
Have you been to most airports? There are many airports around the world! Its a pretty inaccurate assumption that most airports are set up the same.
llamafish 25
Valid point. Most parking lots do not, in fact, believe in god.
Ithelpstodream 5
You have excellent eyesight considering the parking lot is usually not next to the take-off lane.
lostmydog 5
fake and gay. i call bullshit on this one
1crabbygirl 10
It's thoroughly possible at Louis Armstrong (New Orleans). If you parked in the top of long term and embarked from a southeastern runway.
AgaveLoco 5
Snafu63 is right This situation is not possible
Dexxter_fml 4
It's odd how you'd be able to spot your car while a plane is taking off at around 200 miles an hour, climbing ridiculously quickly. Or is it just me?
perdix 31
Who forced you to watch? You could have slid down the slat and forgotten about your car until you returned.