Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML
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Top comments
yoursavinggrace 0
Aw, you guys are so disgusting together.
0___0 9
lol keep that to yourself next time :~
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Comments (53)
MetroidSlayer01 8
WTF is wrong with you???
looneyben5432 0
u sound like a cute couple
beepelati 5
HAHAHA winn
beepelati 5
HAHAha well OP, it's a sign from above, you guys are MEANT to be!
aidanawesome 0
thats delicious
uluvmyexistence 0
u guys both make me sick. u r disgusting and im glad ive never met either of u. especially not BOTH of you
SenoraC 0
Best comment on here.
RUSH777 0
Are you ******* kidding? Neither if these things were intentional, and it's not like they could have helped it.
SaharNar 0
awww that's disgusting :) and a lil funny :D
minemine_fml 0
Awww ;) You guys are so perfect for each other! In a weird and kind of gross way..but Awwww ;)
rachael21 0
and this is the sign that you guys are wayyyyy to comfortable with each other lol
undead101 0
tha's sooo grossss