Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, I was at a coffee shop with my boyfriend when we got into a little argument. I was trying to keep it calm and quiet, but my boyfriend yelled, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME!" The entire coffee shop went silent. Then, an old lady yelled, “Finally, someone said it!” FML
Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML
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Top comments
stormchaser24 24
Wow what a jerk. Dump his ass.
sydie5 12
What did you see in him again...?
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Comments (386)
MISSgorg44 0
April Fools Idea!
BigCizzle 0
hahaha lol wow that's classic!
suxs4ulol 22
hes trying to be funny. as long as he tells tgt 2 the cashier than all is good
funnyshizz69 2
Dump that dick hole. He's a jerk!
erin1994 9
Wow that would make things awkward and embarassing
KillerX945 1
Sounds like a dick weed. You should probably leave him
xgetxbentx 13
Why would you even stay with a guy like that. Sorry, but ydi for continuing to put up with that shit. You should have nipped it in the bud the first time.
iilovecokee 6
I can totally understand you being uncomfortable and it can create some anxiety by not knowing what he'll say next. I know that's how I'd feel, but I have to say I understand his sense humor and actually enjoy it. It made me lol, sorry :(. My best friend and I have this sick sense of humor and actually did similar things to each other. The only advice I can give is try to relax (don't stress), don't worry what people may think about you. Focus on their nonverbal communication (body language and facial expression), it can get silly and fun at times. If it's getting to the point where people are approaching or calling the police, then you need to stress the importance and severity of the situation. Good luck, I hope you have fun.
bswitz82 3
What a tool!
Ashley91129 6
He's horrible! Why are you still with him?