Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML
Summer_Jane tells us more.
Seriously - you guys rock. I laughed waaay too much reading all your comments. And for all you guys who were asking how did I not notice the pee? -- Yeah, I keep asking myself that, too. - It was one of those crazy patterned (ugly) cushioned chairs, so I couldn't tell it was damp. I_did_smell something, but doctors' offices have a lot of smells (as do elderly people...), so I didn't really think about it too much. But yeah...next time I'm assuming the worst.
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Top comments
tommurry 1
that's why it's just easier to knock her down and take her purse
Emily_who_else 0
that is really sick!!! you should ALWAYS look before you sit and if the chair or sofa is fabric feel it.... i had to learn the hard way to. :( some kids at my school years and years ago tried to glue me to a chair..... so i always look. TRUST NO ONE!!!!!
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Comments (90)
skate4life753 0
In Soviet Russia, chair pees on elderly lady. (I haven't seen any soviet russia jokes in a while)
Doortje 30
That's because they're not funny.
skate4life753 0
Well, thats your opinion.
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
That's everybody's opinion dude. We actually thought that people learned that Chuck Norris jokes and Soviet Russia jokes were NOT FUNNY. Not too late to stop it though.
dunicha 20
My doctor would have no problem telling that old B**** to find herself a new doctor.
skyeyez9 25
Dont let people bully you into doing what they want you to do.
cameront777 0
Its gonna be so much fun bein old!
perdix 31
You got totally pwn'd by the old lady. And the 'p' was there on purpose!
Illyssa_fml 4
WIN! hahaha!!
TheSofaKing 7
some of those old people are ****** up
ScreamoGirl84 0
Never trust an old wrinkly person(:
miss_Ali 0
>:O take her walker and throw hard candy at her.
Somedood117 0
lol out loud