Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML
Summer_Jane tells us more.
Seriously - you guys rock. I laughed waaay too much reading all your comments. And for all you guys who were asking how did I not notice the pee? -- Yeah, I keep asking myself that, too. - It was one of those crazy patterned (ugly) cushioned chairs, so I couldn't tell it was damp. I_did_smell something, but doctors' offices have a lot of smells (as do elderly people...), so I didn't really think about it too much. But yeah...next time I'm assuming the worst.
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tommurry 1
that's why it's just easier to knock her down and take her purse
Emily_who_else 0
that is really sick!!! you should ALWAYS look before you sit and if the chair or sofa is fabric feel it.... i had to learn the hard way to. :( some kids at my school years and years ago tried to glue me to a chair..... so i always look. TRUST NO ONE!!!!!
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Comments (90)
Jessnic91 0
That is psychotic! I will never take a chair from an old person when they offer.
dacoolest 0
Thats sick
sincerely331 0
Kick the old bitch down the stairs
asia3pea90 13
Thats some funny crap...
discojaxx 7
I'm sorry.. but this is really ******* hilarious!
3peeps 5
so follow her and pee down her chimney...what goes around comes down!
kiss_1214 17
That gives me an idea.,.. Next time I sit in someone's seat I'll scream "what the..... She/he peed in the seat!!!" ;)
Envy1798 2
that is hilarious
LeslieAustin 9
Should have shoved her face in it and see how much she liked that.. Given her a taste of what she deserved
RustlingSoul 26
aw that sucks. teepee her jouse!