Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML
Summer_Jane tells us more.
Seriously - you guys rock. I laughed waaay too much reading all your comments. And for all you guys who were asking how did I not notice the pee? -- Yeah, I keep asking myself that, too. - It was one of those crazy patterned (ugly) cushioned chairs, so I couldn't tell it was damp. I_did_smell something, but doctors' offices have a lot of smells (as do elderly people...), so I didn't really think about it too much. But yeah...next time I'm assuming the worst.
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tommurry 1
that's why it's just easier to knock her down and take her purse
Emily_who_else 0
that is really sick!!! you should ALWAYS look before you sit and if the chair or sofa is fabric feel it.... i had to learn the hard way to. :( some kids at my school years and years ago tried to glue me to a chair..... so i always look. TRUST NO ONE!!!!!
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Comments (90)
HoldenGrudges 0
should have karate kicked her old ass
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
She probably has 50 years of fighting experience in Muay thai. Granny karate FTW.
InsaneGenius 0
Yuck! That old lady wasn't funny; she was rude and disgusting. I imagine she was quite a nasty, mean bitch when she was younger.
Wezl8 0
You should have chased after her and lightly pressed the back of her knee cap with your toe. That would make her think twice about messing with younger people.
wendyyyy 0
You didn't notice the dripping wet chair before you sat down? :/
kyrintethron 0
Old people suck.
muchagente 5
can't wait until i'm old.... it's going to be so much fun!
MrBaxter 5
Oh dammit! Sorry, my grandma must have snuck out without me knowing! Won't happen again.
locaaaa 4
that's hot.
J_rockk10 3
YDI for not looking at the seat before sitting down.
jak133 0
What.........uh bitch