Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML
Summer_Jane tells us more.
Seriously - you guys rock. I laughed waaay too much reading all your comments. And for all you guys who were asking how did I not notice the pee? -- Yeah, I keep asking myself that, too. - It was one of those crazy patterned (ugly) cushioned chairs, so I couldn't tell it was damp. I_did_smell something, but doctors' offices have a lot of smells (as do elderly people...), so I didn't really think about it too much. But yeah...next time I'm assuming the worst.
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tommurry 1
that's why it's just easier to knock her down and take her purse
Emily_who_else 0
that is really sick!!! you should ALWAYS look before you sit and if the chair or sofa is fabric feel it.... i had to learn the hard way to. :( some kids at my school years and years ago tried to glue me to a chair..... so i always look. TRUST NO ONE!!!!!
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Comments (90)
moosemonkey1000 6
how could you not notice the pee??
kaoriblossom 8
and the smell :D
pennies_lane 6
that is ******* disgusting....not to mention immature. some people are so ****** up.
kikibisweet 0
Yeah wow dont most people look down before they sit? lol ydi for not noticing the old pee smell also.
Teah9 6
Hahahah omg that's too funny, I like that old woman she's hilarious :p
Hook85 0
You would think an old lady YELLING at you to take her seat would raise a red flag...
lmfaowww 0
When you're old you get bored, Hell, might as well have some fun when you're able to deceive people. Either way FYL.
Immersion 0
you've been lured
wenta 1
old people get away with everything!
Lauren85 4
Lol creepy old lady. Almost like that Little Brittian character, the old lady that has no bladder control hehe
tblax44 0
haha, owned by a granny!