Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML
Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
Today, I was verbally abused by a customer because her entrée was too fishy. I'm not the chef, just the waiter, and I work at a fish grill. FML
Today, I was at work and was confronted by a customer wanting to get a "Nemo" fish. I explained that 'Nemo' needs to live in saltwater, not freshwater, like their tank was. The customer then turns around and grabs a perforated tank divider and says, "Can't I just split them up with this?" FML
Today, I asked a table at a restaurant if there's anything I could get out of their way and they replied, "Yeah, you." FML
Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML
Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
Today, I got up the courage to go to a nice place for lunch alone. I wasn't expecting the Tilapia I ordered to be the whole fish, so I asked the waiter for a box because, "I forgot about an appointment in 20 minutes," just so he wouldn't think I was an idiot who didn't know what I was ordering. FML
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Top comments
writerchic85 26
That would have made me laugh, I would have played along.
yeaforreal 14
What?? That is hilarious!
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Comments (69)
Noblemother1969 7
man that's funny;-)
am1717 22
More like **** the koi fishes life
dirty_dan_ 15
there's something fishy about that guy
capnbzarr 43
It's a joke, son. Relax.
refticon 31
Shit's going cray cray!
laden_swallow09 35
That would only be amusing if there was the picture of someone holding a microphone next to a crawdad.
ViviMage 40
In the Shinto religion, the spirits bless the Japanese Garden, the most sacred part of the house. It represents a miniature world, with the Koi the whales. It is forbidden in Shinto to kill/harm these fish, and a ransom over ¥10,000 has been paid for the return. Learn some culture, sick bastard. Koi are NEVER meant as back stock for a sushi joint.
Brandi_Faith 34
No offence, but that's in one culture and this is in another. Different cultures do different things. Some cultures eat the placenta after birth for medicinal purposes, doesn't mean every culture will (or should) start eating placentas after birth.
gracehi 33
That guy is ******* awesome.
horneyhic 15
Next time I get sushi I'm doing this
joelp232 17
i want to be this man's friend lol
interesting33 37
Why do you have live fish in a sushi restaurant?
freddygasman 18
So when someone asks how fresh the fish is, you can point to the tank when letting them know the special of the day.