Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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beerab 0
That's just MEAN on your part.
mardigrasqueen 0
You are a pompous bastard. You deserved a knife, not a pencil.
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Comments (813)
kira1kira 0
you're the reason "the soloist" was made. at the begining of the movie they explain how actually treating a homeless person like a person, can do more than some spare change. huge YDI.
gigg_squad 0
if a ****** retard
gummibehrs 4
It's called karma and YDI. Idiot.
Monado 0
No, it's called "Revenge", not Karma. Learn your english definitions properly instead of misusing them in an improper manner.
torn_bandages 0
... humanity has just become the WORST possible species to be born into. When that gets infected, I hope the hobo randomly gets an urge to giggle his ass off.
WTF_its_emmy 0
yeah dat was meann ; YDT biq time.
DeathKid 0
you should've reported him for assault...xD
jaimelee 0
Ur an asshole!
swagmonkey 0
No, he didn't "think it would be funny". He just thought you were an asshole. He was right.
inface2b 0
i wuda stabbed u then took ur money
Atara223 0
You got anymore pencils? I'll take a stab! You ass. Ass! I was homeless for almost a year because of a fire in my building! What the hell is wrong with you?