foretwintie
Canada
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
cocokiss410
United States
Oh, look…
Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML
dregmanhart
So that just happened…
Today, I went out for a 20-minute lunch break. When I returned to the office, I noticed that my personal computer was missing. Someone had walked into the suite on the second floor and stole my computer right off its docking station, while a few of my coworkers were still in the office. FML
americanized
Denmark
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Shortround
Wheaton, United States
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
ilikemusicokay
United States
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
fffemaleee
Waterford, United States
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
SoftwareDev
Johannesburg, South Africa
Should've stayed home, basically
Today, after getting booked off work for being sick, I go to work anyway. On the way home, I stop by a colleagues fairwell, being the paranoid type of guy I make sure my car is locked about 3-4 times and head in. Later I get home to find my laptop has been stolen from my boot with my medication. FML
stupid
Prienai, Lithuania
Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML
abdominates
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Top comments
treli1593 0
thats irony for you
Dral_fml 0
that thief sure was brave.
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Comments (178)
slimchaney 0
Yep, cops are corrupt. Very few actually join because the feel it's their civic duty, the rest do it for the perceived power.
ohhsnapp 0
FAIL. lol. gotta keep it safe, no one is trustworthy, andddd yeah cops are corrupt.
littlemisslee 0
Proves there's always a dirty cop working somewhere.
LuvPink 0
there's video cameras in all police stations. look at the vid dummy. oh and to #8, before you correct someone on their GRAMMAR make sure you know how to actually spell grammar before you give any suggestions.
jjjjessica 0
you'll get it back police stations have many security cameras
ny1996 0
ironic :D
blooberri 0
that really sucks
Otium_fml 3
Oh the irony.... That sucks though... But, it could have been worse.
Twinfools2431 0
thts some funny shit is it okay if I tell u I spray paint
mubaki 18
FYL. although might I add that it's also ironic that you work in a police station while being a stoner on the side (judging from your nick)