foretwintie
Canada
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
cocokiss410
United States
Oh, look…
Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML
dregmanhart
So that just happened…
Today, I went out for a 20-minute lunch break. When I returned to the office, I noticed that my personal computer was missing. Someone had walked into the suite on the second floor and stole my computer right off its docking station, while a few of my coworkers were still in the office. FML
americanized
Denmark
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Shortround
Wheaton, United States
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
ilikemusicokay
United States
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
fffemaleee
Waterford, United States
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
SoftwareDev
Johannesburg, South Africa
Should've stayed home, basically
Today, after getting booked off work for being sick, I go to work anyway. On the way home, I stop by a colleagues fairwell, being the paranoid type of guy I make sure my car is locked about 3-4 times and head in. Later I get home to find my laptop has been stolen from my boot with my medication. FML
stupid
Prienai, Lithuania
Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML
abdominates
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
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treli1593 0
thats irony for you
Dral_fml 0
that thief sure was brave.
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Comments (178)
ayebabyyyy 0
AHAHAH ! this is freaking amazing :) FYL
urmomluvsme 0
i smell a corrupt cop, quick call edward norton to the case
lame9379 0
YDI for leaving your ipod out.
stoner47 0
thats what you get for bing a cop
bexwa 0
that is so sad :( Im sorry. I hope you recover it somehow
unrememorable 0
You suck at your job XD
wolfman2012 0
irony
sabbs 0
oh the irony.
regalarius 0
Yeah, there's a lot of cop-hating on here...sure there are crooked ones, but the world would be a much, much worse place if there was no one to enforce the law. Granted, the world would be a much *better* place if there were fewer stupid laws, but that's beside the point. OP, that is hilariously sucky.
irishdubr 0
Cops suck