Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML
Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML
Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML
Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML
Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML
Today, I was putting on my sweatpants and accidentally stepped on the elastic drawstring. I moved my foot. The string snapped upward with great speed and hit me in my open eye. My eyeball is not happy with me. FML
Today, while coming home from school on my bike, I lost control of it, and went straight into a light pole. Thankfully I was at a very low speed. After that, someone splashed puddle of water at me with their car. After getting to home, I went to take a bath during which the shampoo went into my left eye. It's still hurting. FML
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Top comments
89jessica 0
Were your eyes bugging you?
stitch_book 4
jeez ... you walked right in to that one.
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Comments (104)
Rangant 7
well u lost the neck-and-back sprint but u won the face-and-pole sprint
I_love_5gum 5
lol neck-and-back
Rangant 7
neck-and-neck**
Pro_Nothing 9
I hope it's on YouTube...
sillybabee 3
I agree with 35 (:
molil_4810 0
complete bs!!
Anaxes 5
HEY EVERYONE! MIRORBO CHANGED HIS PROFILE PICTURE! THUMBS UP IF YOU WANT IT BACK!
Anaxes 5
For those unfamiliar with the name, Mirorbo is the man who would say Darling and Fuohohoho!~ in almost every post.
SmilingFriend 0
I think I speak for alot of people when I say no one cares, ur an internet stalker. kill urself. make a FMl post saying "today, I found I have no life cause I stalk people on FMl, FML.
Anaxes 5
I think I speak for everyone when I say: Learn to read sarcasm dipshit. Why don't you kill yourself? Your "FML" is an embarrassment to the English language, you can't understand simple sarcasm and you don't even have enough creativity to come up with a non generic name.
hayd83 0
is it just me or these stories getting more far fetched everyday. I mean this is total bullshit
xStiina 0
haha, this made me lol :)
dezzyfknbanana 0
35! xD
emmagillespie24 11
No, 49
Snickers369 0
Wipe them out of your eyes???
shepaintsmusic 6
no that's too obvious for the idiots who get onto FML
Shaggy_92 5
I hope the pole is ok. LOL