Vitriol
France
Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
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MrSuperEmoticons 3
Did you go off?
_MidnightLuna_ 17
Aww, that's too cute. I'm sure you both shared some laughs. If not, and you got upset with her, you're a dick.
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Comments (39)
Stan_Cubed 7
Hahaha that is a mixture of hilarious and terrifying.
EduJav321 24
Accident rape
slients_1234 0
How is this a fml? I'd be laughing with her!
Epichearts 2
Im sorry but this made me laugh XD
pricklypie 0
Made me LOL!
lainzilla 14
That's adorable, how is that an FML?
hero93 6
it took me 10 minutes to understand what OP was trying to say. and then when I understood I was like why is this on here ?
lilyisme1324 0
Quick question? Is ur girl a blonde????
Elisabetha Aarron 18
The double standards in these comments are insane. I've seen a girl post something similar about her boyfriend doing this and most of the comments are horrific about the boyfriend.