Vitriol
France
Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
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MrSuperEmoticons 3
Did you go off?
_MidnightLuna_ 17
Aww, that's too cute. I'm sure you both shared some laughs. If not, and you got upset with her, you're a dick.
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Comments (39)
Laurenlou 24
I don't see how this is that bad. You don't deserve it and you shouldn't complain about your life because of it. Why can't you just laugh it off OP? Seriously.
raphanne_fml 33
A lot of people post FMLs to make others laugh. It doesn't have to be about horrible stuff all the time.
_MidnightLuna_ 17
Aww, that's too cute. I'm sure you both shared some laughs. If not, and you got upset with her, you're a dick.
thecovert 7
I got nothing but "LOL"
sweetrayburn 2
This made my day xD hahaha
poeticlove54 1
This made my day !!!! xD
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
After I read this FML, I imitated your girlfriends actions on myself. Wtf is wrong with me?
Blooblibloo 4
I did too after I read your comment, I am sure we are fine!
jerry2011 4
This is just a funny incident, where both could have laughed. Not a FML.
illmatic2 16
I would've clocked her right in the face.
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
Well, that's sort of an asshole thing to do. You know what? I am officially naming you as an asshat.
Dracoboxer357 36
22. Seriously? Why? Over reaction much? :( Assuming you're joking though....
illmatic2 16
Of course I'm joking. When I said "clocked" I meant that to be a pun, but I guess some people didn't think it was funny or they just didn't get it.
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
#45 Assuming that is you in the photo, I would recommend putting on a shirt.
bitchslapped22 14
I can't even understand this FML, it's so badly worded
ChaosAngel17 14
It's translated from a french version.
cPTcAPSLOCK 4
priceless.