Vitriol
France
Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
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MrSuperEmoticons 3
Did you go off?
_MidnightLuna_ 17
Aww, that's too cute. I'm sure you both shared some laughs. If not, and you got upset with her, you're a dick.
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1JDub 6
Obviously your confused if you thought it was an accident...FYL dude, shes trying to off you!
IKickPuppiesHard 16
I agree. Plus she couldn't have been confused if she was laughing the moment he woke up after attacking his face! She knew exactly what she was doing!
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
Geezus! Paranoid much?!?
A100893 30
That actually made me smile, it's such a cute moment. You should've laughed it off and kissed her.
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
Aww! I like that suggestion! That would make a cute moment, absolutely adorable :D
Indigo14 6
Face rape? :P Atleast she found a new way to wake up in the morning. Laugh about it!
Savra_fml 17
If it's not an every night thing just laugh it off OP. No harm done really. Made me laugh, and many others too. Sweet dreams, mate.
bobchickenfart 5
how does she confuse warm, soft, flesh for metal, cold steel?
GhettoXmuffin 7
I don't get it...
WTFreversed 5
Lol
0neiros 14
So tonight mistake her for your bowling ball.
DKjazz 20
I don't know about you, but if my girlfriend knew all of the things I did with my bowling ball, running out of lube would be the least of my worries!
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
Uh... what? @.o
KiddNYC1O 22
Could've been worse... She could've unplug, kick or smash you.
DEMACIA_fml 6
So, how does she plug you? With what, and more importantly, INTO what? o.0