joy
United States
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML
Lostring
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
LizGo
Greenville, United States
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Anonymous
Buffalo, United States
Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
CLH
Canada
Thaw it goes
Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML
Anonymous
Nutley, United States
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
vegantreegirl
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Anonymous
The road to hell, good intentions, all that jazz
Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
MyPrecious...
Sydney, Australia
Panic on the streets of Sydney
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Top comments
somerandomdude19 2
I guess its time to RING up your boyfriend to tell him what happened
Clamcreepy 7
Damn that's money down the drain
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Comments (149)
ravcab97 0
Yeah how the Mrs take that?
elephants17 7
Mrs??
aisthecoolest 8
Maybe she's a lesbian.
Burrito_Time 5
Well the ring was worth kaka!!
fallingapart777 7
Make it so he starts to feel guilty. Cry about how it was your favorite ring but it didn't quite fit right and you didn't want to make him feel bad. REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY..(I think)
SpinozaQ 2
Yes... Go through life never owning up to mistakes. Manipulate people you love into feeling bad about themselves so you don't have to be accountable to anything. That's not reverse psychology, that's emotional abuse.
BlindyMcGee 2
Haha. Women. (kidding, feminists.)
traze 7
I think your special. Anyways, I'll buy a new one.
DocBastard 40
Fallingapart, this has to be one of the worst suggestions I could have imagined. You should be ashamed that you even consider that to be a good idea. Make HIM feel guilty for HER mistake? There's a big difference between reverse psychology and being a complete bitch.
taetae169 0
U make females look retarted
SpinozaQ 2
If you look at the guy's "about" section, you will find what is wrong with the world.
Pinkraincoat 18
You make yourself look retarded.
bettyc4 26
IT'S A SIGN! Meaning your marriage will end up in the crapper!
bettyc4 26
-6 damn no one can take a joke anymore huh
brock329 3
I thought it was funny. Guess you gotta be ****** up
bettyc4 26
Not enough demented people on here..or at least anyone with a good sense of humor damn
akallaan 7
You're marriage will go down the toilet
taytaylal 11
Before you comment, know the difference between your and you're.
TheCaterpiller 6
You're is short for you are, so you are marriage will go down the toilet doesn't really make much sense
Savra_fml 17
Valentine's day is just around the corner, so you can tell your fiancee that you want something that starts with R, finishes with G, and fits nicely on the hand. Hopefully he wont say "wow, you want a new RAG" and will get you a new ring. FYL anyways OP.
toenibbler 14
OP, I am truly sorry about what happened, and hope that you'll sort it out :) but at least you'll be able to laugh about it with your fiance later :)
Amrel 10
Having it stolen at a tanning salon would have been much better
creamysandwicher 0
LOL
Sumo69 9
Maybe it's still in your ass crack
Morgannnnuhhh 1
Something like this would make me cry myself to sleep for the rest of my life..