Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mikej1985
Canada
Impressive
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Ilovelife07
United States
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
charliebravo77
United States
Slippery
Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML
iswearicandrive
United States
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
pgmonster
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Wreckless Eric
Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Norway
Best seat in the house
Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
eyeleanify
United States
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
TJ AJ RJ / IV the V
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Diego, United States
Bad sign
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Top comments
maskedman 9
it only makes it worse that he was in it because you were trying to get away without anyone knowing.
Bugatti_Veyron 1
so... did he die?
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Comments (64)
aeslehc_ 0
YDI because apparently you don't know the function of a rearview mirror
zook182 0
YDI learn to ******* drive get back to your kitchen bitch!
Tinkerbele 1
that must suck big time.
littlexlion 4
Way to add another story as to why females can't drive properly. -_- YDI
oldmanfart 0
You are HOT
CallMeHush 1
Way to go Danica! Somehow I doubt your boss would have enjoyed a hit and run, so lucky for you that you could not follow a broken moral compass and drive away. If you had and he found out later it would have been worse.
510lobita510 0
I hear a pay cut coming soon
cam007_fml 0
Back into your spot. Dumb ass. YDI.
nates0210 0
she probably can do that right without hitting something either :)
Khatog 1
I'm sure everyone's thinking it, so I'll just go ahead and say it: Somehow I knew this was going to be a woman before I even checked the gender.
Gobsnoglin 0
In before 'women drivers' comment! oh. already like 20 of them. nevermind.
xoxcinderellaxox 0
ydi... coz your last comment sounds like you would have just walked away if he wasn't in the vehicle.