Today, while having some "personal" time, I felt intense pleasure and moaned. I learned that my own moaning prevents me from reaching my peak. I'm my own turn off. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML
Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML
Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much into it, loving the alone time and myself, and was on the edge of climax when my vibrator died. This brought me to tears, because all I wanted to do was be alone and masturbate. FML
Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
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Top comments
tony1891 22
Nothing a little duct tape won't fix.
Rinat_fml 26
You should listen to music while doing it then. Loud music.
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Comments (53)
fazerfazer 4
:(
kinky44 28
Did it take you all night to cum up with that?
vikky538 29
use the earphones with some music...
invadermaythe1st 35
Get into bondage That way you "wont be allowed" to moan
MeanBeagle 22
it takes more effort to moan. its a conscious choice and distracting from what you're trying to do.
sweetbliss3 37
I don't know about conscious, because I sure don't think to myself "okay, moan right... now." pretty sure it's involuntary, or at least for me it is anyway.
trtnt25 19
His partner must be putting the effort in to fake it
MeanBeagle 22
this person isn't masturbating ?
syed121417 22
They said "personal time" so you're right, they are masturbating. And don't worry, that happens to me sometimes because I would ********** in my room sometimes while my family was asleep. I doubt they would wake up because I wasn't loud but I kind of primed myself to be quite. But now that I'm actually not alone anymore, I'm sad that I can't just moan easily when I want to.
patrickalamo 48
Taking matters into your own hands is not always the best answer. Find a friend to help you out.
Tankkiller308 16
Why would your random male friend want to help you with personal......never mind
narutoreference 10
I don't know what to say other than I'm sorry.
martin8337 36
Not giggity.
liffagain 16
Maybe you just have to get used to it? At first I felt really awkward if I moaned. But with time I just let go and focused on the more important feeling. Now, if I moan it feels so natural and unvoluntary. :)
Mylife_hell 12
That doesn't make sense wen ur at ur peak that's when u let out a loud moan.
MzZombicidal 36
Oh, that's right! I forgot everyone was exactly the same! ... -_-
aliciavanham 13
Hahaha that's awesome. Do the silent thing next time haha.