Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my first threesome. It was me, my wonderful girlfriend, and her shithead cat after he decided my balls were a bag of catnip and just had to play with. Things ended pretty fast. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML
Today, I had some unexpected alone time for the first time in months and decided to *ahem* play with an adult toy. As things were getting close to the end, my cat jumped up on the bed, saw the movement under the blanket and immediately pounced on my downstairs, puncturing certain delicate areas with his claws. FML
Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I slept naked after a great night together. I awoke to a sharp pain in my penis and found our cat trying a new scratching post. FML
Today, it's been three years since my sister gave me a kitten. Coincidentally, it’s also been three years since I've had sex. FML
Today, as I was feeling frisky, I started to jack off. I was about to come when my cat attacked my hand and nether regions under the blanket. I really got the pussy, didn’t I? FML
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deathbatchickk 8
Nothing wrong with two *******
JustAGirlOnFML 11
Soft kitty Warm kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty Sleepy kitty Won't you feel my balls
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Comments (62)
AgentClassyPants 9
Now that's what you call kinky. Volume 47.
MikeyScene420 17
Some kinky *********** right there
Motorcycleguy24 6
Hey look on the bright side, two is better than one!
Isoldael 27
This comment works well combined with the fact that it shows up twice on my app.
katties 27
So: the kitten came in and managed to somehow touch you. You could make anything out of it, but chose to think of it as a threesome with the kitten...
sugoine 12
Kinkeh kitteh...
Yongchi 11
Picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor. *please God let some of you get this reference*
superpoptart 24
Yes :D
izzybd 20
It wasn't me!
kelseysking 26
It wasn't me by Shaggy
pedinhuh 23
...Sex on floor tiles? didn't the cold turned you off???
Shmatterhorn 38
Here, kitty kitty!
Baybiiie 11
You haven't lived till you do it on the bathroom floor!! Those dirty sorts talking about how 'unsanitary' sex in a bathroom is, I suggest you get some bleach, toilet brushes and gloves and clean your shit up. Bloody trolls! Eurgh
desertlovebird 11
Fur burger x 2, gotta think about that just a little bit more dude..